Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Armed and Sulfurous

Hotel robber claims to be Satan, clerk tells police

Tribune Staff Report

MISHAWAKA — A man claiming to be Satan robbed a hotel early this morning.

According to police, the man, wearing a black leather coat and hat, entered the Comfort Inn and Suites, 5640 N. Main St., about 4 a.m. and demanded money.

The hotel’s clerk told the man the money already had been deposited for the night. The man replied that there still had to be money in the register.

The man, who police said kept his hand in his pocket as if he had a gun, then asked the clerk’s name and said that his name was Satan.

The clerk then gave the man about $200 and he fled on foot, but not before stopping to take a USA Today newspaper from the counter, according to police.

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Wow, looks like things are tough all over! Even Lucifer is hard up. I'm glad to see he took some reading material, though. Apparently the Lord of the Underworld likes to keep up with things. I'm sure he's quite interested in the political campaign!

6 comments:

rdautumnsage said...

Thanks for the smile today hon! I'm still chuckling over the comment things are hard up all over. Must be if Satan wasn't even aware of when the money would be deposited...(Hugs) Indigo

shrbrisc said...

lmao yep you know it is bad .... now I love the flip I gotta get me one of those
hugs
Sherry

pchilcoat1 said...

Probably was looking for a job in USA Today since his current profession had gone to HELL .......LMAO :)

queeniemart said...

That man has some serious problems huh? Thank God he didnt use the gun if he had one!
HUGS!

helmswondermom said...

Very funny!
Lori

garnett109 said...

Lmao! bush economics!