As you can see, I believe my experience speaks for itself. I know that we haven't traditionally elected our vice-presidents, and I am running without a presidential candidate, but hey--I'm wild and crazy! I say let's shake things up a bit! After I'm in office, I'll appoint a President. I've got my eye on Mayor Jim Gibbens of Cando, North Dakota, population 1,342. I haven't met him yet, but I still have contacts in North Dakota (part of my national network), and I'm sure he's a good guy. His town is close to Canada, further strengthening our diplomatic relations with foreigners. And what a great name for a town: Cando! As in can do, will do! I think you'll like him as much as I do, when I finally meet him.