I meant to include this, because I'm still chuckling about it. This took place at work yesterday, and concerned work-related issues.
Greg: I'm just sick of all the general douchebaggery.
Beth: General Douchebaggery...wasn't he in the Revolutionary War?
Greg: Ha! Actually, I think he's been in MOST wars.
Not only was it a fun little exchange, I made Greg laugh a little tiny bit when he was having a rough moment. Yay!