Short Skirt Long Crouton (Cake)
Girls Just Want to have Croutons (Cyndi Lauper)
Crouton California (The Eagles)
Crouton on You (Heart)
Croutons Not Glue (I had to ask him about this one, because I didn't remember the song. It's "Carbona Not Glue" by The Ramones.)
Are You Ready for the Crouton Girls? ("Are You Ready for the Sex Girls?" by Gleaming Spires--featured in the movie "Revenge of the Nerds" and one of my all-time favorite 80's songs!)
(Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der) Croutonbahn ("Autobahn" by Kraftwerk)
The Crouton Went Down to Georgia (he was looking for salad to steal) This one cracked me up! Thanks, Shane!
Have a Crouton on Me (AC/DC "Have a Drink on Me")
Rock Crouton ("Rock Lobster", the B-52's)
99 Luftcroutons ("99 Luftballoons," by Nena)
Gut Feeling/Slap Your Crouton ("Gut Feeling/Slap Your Mammy" by Devo)
"All I wanna do is make Croutons with you (one night of iceberg is all we knew)" Heart
Lisa, who started this whole thing (LOL!) contributed a great one, and this was done by Brownsville Station before Mötley Crüe covered it!
Smokin' in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
'Cause everybody knows that Croutons ain't allowed in school
I'll give Indigo the last word, because she probably speaks for the sane and rational amongst us....
"And when did you say visiting hours would be? Sorry no lyrics from me, I know it's a Crouton shame isn't it?"
Hee heee! Thanks, everyone, for playing along. I didn't credit each contribution, but all are available in comments. If one sent via email slipped through my fingers, I apologize, but I THINK I included all contributions. I know that this was complete silliness, but if it brought a smile to your face...? My work here is done. Love you guys!